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NGC 2158 is an open cluster in the constellation of Gemini. It is, in angle, immediately southwest of open cluster Messier 35, and is believed to be about 2 billion years old. The two clusters are unrelated, as the subject is around 9,000 light years further away.
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Karl Buresch was a lawyer, Christian-Social politician and Chancellor of Austria during the First Austrian Republic.
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